Fred addresses the Global Warming hysteria.

The answer to our prayers and the key to our heart, Fred Thompson is inching closer to a run for President. The embodiment of Conservative values and a Reagan-esque leader, Thompson will give Republicans relief from the wishy-washy, phony candidates they have had to endure these past few months. Finally this country will have a true outsider with a chance to win. This outsider will bring an outsider perspective to the usual Washington insider politics.

The anti-American movement sweeping across the Northeast and West Coast is the result of ignorance and miseducation. And forgetting things. Like things we learned, and then quickly forgot, or the things we vaguely remember are completely warped from reality. So when you walk up to a High School senior and ask if he knows what the First Amendment is, he’ll says “I don’t know, man, thou shall not covet thy neighbor.” And you’ll say “Good Lord, I said Amendment not Commandment. Still, I can’t believe a Sodomite such as yourself would even know one of those.” And he’ll reply, “Whatever man.” And you’ll honest to God throw up a little in your mouth. I don’t know, Memorial Day is about honoring our heroes, but maybe it should also be about identifying the idiots. Fred, please enter the race soon. Save us from these idiots.